What was he thinking?

I apologize if anyone thinks this story is a little "blue" but it made me laugh out loud. Read the whole story here.

Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage. So Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors said.

In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.

Why would he do this? Because his mother was standing nearby and he didn't want her to know.