Wednesday, August 10, 2005

France Funnies

Today, Jacques Chirac raised the terror alert level across France from RUN to HIDE. Paris residents fear that this may continue to escalate to the next level of SURRENDER or possible the highest level of COLLABORATE. These events were triggered when a massive fire broke out at the white flag factory outside of Paris, which has temporarily crippled the French military. - Reuters.

and one more

How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows. It has never been tried.

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